Kids Say the Dumbest shit...
I was telling my daughter that I got dog hair stuck in my hand and that it hurt trying to get it out and she looked crazy and honestly said. " Will his hair mess up your DNA?".
Driving out to the mall my friend and I were reminiscing on some music when she said "Man I used to drop it like it was hot when this song came on"... well her son seems to think that at her age now she has to lay it down like it's warm....just something to laugh about seeing as it's true that we pop muscle relaxers just to feel normal these days...lol
We post all these funny things to Facebook so that our friends and family have something to laugh at each day..
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
All Men Are Created Equal
I have been in a serious relationship for what seems like forever. I mean from one relationship to another and back and forth with my kids fathers until I couldn't stomach the fact of being a fool anymore. Never once have I needed to think outside the box, you just don't do that where Im from, but here I am writing about my experience.
A couple of weeks ago I made a post on Craigslist saying that I wanted to meet someone capable of liking me for me, and not trying to rule me or use me to the brink of insanity, Is anyone out there? that was the question, and I found 25 men whom are looking for me (being very sarcastic). Mainly all of them were older then what I would normally feel safe in liking, but hey who am I to judge, right?
Then I met him, we'll call him Fred, we began to text and that went on for days, he too is lonely and wants someone to hang out with, now again this isn't for the sex, it was for finding a companion..for real no BS
I tended not to pay him much attention and sent him texts when it hit me that he had text me first.
Now mind you my friend says that I have to be in a relationship cause I am scared of being without a man, but really I like being in the company of a good man, big difference..
We met and he took me to see an Orchestra, and me being black and him white, it was awesome, very nice. I set there and compared this to my other "dates", well really you can't compare 2 hours at a concert to 8 hours of hot nasty, but lovely relations, not a chance..lol
But it was nice to be taken somewhere of that magnitude, and we had a conversation that carried on throughout the night, in my mind I was thinking damn, for real I done met a white man off the internet and it wasn't even scary, until I smelt his Eternity, Hmmmm delicious,
Well lets just say that I let him drive me home and drop me off with the intentions of him calling again after he got home, and that has been it, not the same amount of texting, no phone calls until I get a text saying that he's going through some drama, son's girlfriend is pregnant and his ex wants to work it out....BS Not once did we talk about this ex girlfriend and the 3 kids that he told me about turned out to be 6 spread out between states, wow Now if that aint some all men be on the same shit
A couple of weeks ago I made a post on Craigslist saying that I wanted to meet someone capable of liking me for me, and not trying to rule me or use me to the brink of insanity, Is anyone out there? that was the question, and I found 25 men whom are looking for me (being very sarcastic). Mainly all of them were older then what I would normally feel safe in liking, but hey who am I to judge, right?
Then I met him, we'll call him Fred, we began to text and that went on for days, he too is lonely and wants someone to hang out with, now again this isn't for the sex, it was for finding a companion..for real no BS
I tended not to pay him much attention and sent him texts when it hit me that he had text me first.
Now mind you my friend says that I have to be in a relationship cause I am scared of being without a man, but really I like being in the company of a good man, big difference..
We met and he took me to see an Orchestra, and me being black and him white, it was awesome, very nice. I set there and compared this to my other "dates", well really you can't compare 2 hours at a concert to 8 hours of hot nasty, but lovely relations, not a chance..lol
But it was nice to be taken somewhere of that magnitude, and we had a conversation that carried on throughout the night, in my mind I was thinking damn, for real I done met a white man off the internet and it wasn't even scary, until I smelt his Eternity, Hmmmm delicious,
Well lets just say that I let him drive me home and drop me off with the intentions of him calling again after he got home, and that has been it, not the same amount of texting, no phone calls until I get a text saying that he's going through some drama, son's girlfriend is pregnant and his ex wants to work it out....BS Not once did we talk about this ex girlfriend and the 3 kids that he told me about turned out to be 6 spread out between states, wow Now if that aint some all men be on the same shit
Wisdom Downstairs
Okay, so for the past couple of years I have been wondering when I would start to notice gray hairs, my grandmother had the gray along her temples, my mother pretty much in the same areas and well my aunt she gets it all over throughout her head. Am I not smart enough to get this wisdom that I have been searching for? Do I not have enough stress to get my patch?
It's been kinda funny watching my girlfriends start to gray and the reactions that they have when they see the single strand poking out in the midst of the beautiful red tinted hair color.
But today was my day. I cleaned the house as I do each morning since Im not working, and I slowly made my way up the steps to get into the hot shower that I've been longing for and for some reason as I looked downstairs there it stood in the fold of my vajayjay, a single gray hair. Wow, it couldnt be, was it and I looked until the blood rushed to my head, I have gray and as I went further I found more of them hiding between the curtains, my wisdom, all my stress, and all my aging was downstairs hidden.
I couldn't be prouder, I am carrying all my wisdom betwwen my thighs, my hidden valley...
Immediately I called my friend to tell her that I too am graying and should I shave to hide this aging process, I think not, cause all this time I have been wanting it and now I found my wisdom downstairs...
It's been kinda funny watching my girlfriends start to gray and the reactions that they have when they see the single strand poking out in the midst of the beautiful red tinted hair color.
But today was my day. I cleaned the house as I do each morning since Im not working, and I slowly made my way up the steps to get into the hot shower that I've been longing for and for some reason as I looked downstairs there it stood in the fold of my vajayjay, a single gray hair. Wow, it couldnt be, was it and I looked until the blood rushed to my head, I have gray and as I went further I found more of them hiding between the curtains, my wisdom, all my stress, and all my aging was downstairs hidden.
I couldn't be prouder, I am carrying all my wisdom betwwen my thighs, my hidden valley...
Immediately I called my friend to tell her that I too am graying and should I shave to hide this aging process, I think not, cause all this time I have been wanting it and now I found my wisdom downstairs...
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